Katy Perry vs Mc Donald's Big Mac

I had reservations posting this, mostly because let's face it...KP wouldn't be eating a Big Mac for the fun of it. She would be doing it to be 'cute' and 'ironic' and then write an insufferable song about Big Macs, using them as a poorly formulated euphemism for penises or something. And then wear a stupid bustier with burgers covering her nipples. But...that's not the point here. The point is my, um, integrity. Yes, my integrity as a blogger! I hope you enjoyed the burg, Perry. Even if you were trying to be 'one of the boys'. And fiiiiine...you're pretty.

Cora and Ashley vs Garbage/Poutine

I was lucky enough to experience this event in action, and let me say there are no words to describe what a beautiful piece of performance art it really was. After lamenting the long line up for poutine, the girls ran into a coworker enjoying their object of desire and flew at her with such gusto that the poutine went flying onto the busy sidewalk. Cora and Ashley then retrieved said ground poutine and began downing it with the fury of ten men while it's rightful owner watched in silence. Whether or not you're a believer in the '5 second rule' is irrelevant here. This is not only pretty girls eating gross things...this is pretty girls eating gross things that they picked up off the ground. This picture is the meaning of life.

Stacey vs Burger ......and fries.

Hamburgers are delicious. French fries equally so. What's even more delicious is this view of a chewed up burger as Stacey adds some fries to the mix. Notice how her eyebrows remain flawless while doing so.