I had reservations posting this, mostly because let's face it...KP wouldn't be eating a Big Mac for the fun of it. She would be doing it to be 'cute' and 'ironic' and then write an insufferable song about Big Macs, using them as a poorly formulated euphemism for penises or something. And then wear a stupid bustier with burgers covering her nipples. But...that's not the point here. The point is my, um, integrity. Yes, my integrity as a blogger! I hope you enjoyed the burg, Perry. Even if you were trying to be 'one of the boys'. And fiiiiine...you're pretty.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Katy Perry vs Mc Donald's Big Mac
I had reservations posting this, mostly because let's face it...KP wouldn't be eating a Big Mac for the fun of it. She would be doing it to be 'cute' and 'ironic' and then write an insufferable song about Big Macs, using them as a poorly formulated euphemism for penises or something. And then wear a stupid bustier with burgers covering her nipples. But...that's not the point here. The point is my, um, integrity. Yes, my integrity as a blogger! I hope you enjoyed the burg, Perry. Even if you were trying to be 'one of the boys'. And fiiiiine...you're pretty.
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haha! Oh Ames you are insufferable. Kidding.
ReplyDeleteActually I love the cadence in your blog posts, it makes me laugh out loud to the point at which my cat leaves the room from sheer embarrassment due to the unflattering noises the escapes my mouth when reading such wit.
Just like the hubby states after our drunken 2am poutine meals.... mooore please.
xo gossip girl- I mean ...www.kanks.com